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Via Imgur. “I didn’t know this was even possible. My cat went full-loaf.”
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My cat went full loaf!!
What a wonderful marketing idea. I’ll take a marmie loaf and a grey tabby one, please. Do they come in different sizes? If so, I would like a mini-loaf in black and white.
I only found gray, sorry..
I think the really teeny ones would be kitcakes–I would like half a dozen please, any variety.
Does one have to allow time for the loafs to rise? (Yes, the plural of kittyloaf is kittyloafs, because that’s what they do!)
Ha Ha Ha!!
Then I have 2 puppyloafs!!!
NTMTOM and u guys r making me laugh all day. Priceless.
My cat does not loaf. I think someone skipped an ingredient during the fermentation phase. She came out a tad too alert.
That is impressive. How does kitty breath?
It was another crucial function that was worrying me.
honestly, that’s secondary in terms of chronology.
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No hair balls or kitty litter involved?! I’ll stick with the starter model.
Great idea, Faye! That way, those of us who live in condos with reeeeeeally strict bylaws could still have our pets!
Yes. Stealth loaf cat. Fools everyone every time. Cat? Or tiny hassock?
Neither. It’s just a couch pillow.
What cat? ?
Brilliant!
Just try to say “My cat went full loaf.” without laughing.
I can’t believe no one said it yet so here I go … I loaf him! ❤️
Do you kneeeead him??? (Just trying to get a rise out of you)
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I think the proper term for this one would be cat boule.
My cat went full boule!
Chat boule?
Great name for an eatery of some sort. ???
Actually I think the more accurate term for the above cat would be demi-loaf or even large baguette. This is what a true cat boule looks like, in the marbled rye version.
Marbled Rye. I’m ded. Waiter there’s a whisker on my pastrami!
LOL, with this boule it’s more apt to be a long hair. Kitty used to shed sooo much he had to be brushed every day for about 1/2 hour so he wouldn’t end up with mats.
AJ that is your loaf? Name? Gender? Pretty please.
Faye – just noticed your comment after going back into this thread (after several months, lol). Kitty wasn’t mine, I was just catsitting for a few months while his elderly owner was recuperating from a bad fall. His name was Mr. Paddywack, about 10 years old and he was a Maine Coon Cat. Sweetest lump of cat you’ll ever know.
I think another way to put it is “going full “Butterball””?
That’s close to full blorp.
Would it be awfully wrong to want on occasion to trade my loud-flappy-lipped-yelly sixteen-year-old marmie for a starter cat? This quiet model would be a nice respite every now and then.
We won’t tell. Lol.
Pheeeeww, thanks; keep keeping it on the down-low. 😉
We have a “geriatric” pale marmie who gets really abusive with the language at times! And she’s in that Lauren Bacall deep-throated stage. She always manages to wait until you’re just about to doze off and loudly stomps around the bed caterwauling like a creature from the Nether World! What’s up with this???
Sounds like she’s going through Menopaws. I had all that exactly.
NAILED IT! ? (Wow, did you caterwaul and stomp around the room?)
Seriously!!!! Murray C! What the heck?; same with my gawd-damned spritely (due to my weekly subcutaneous fluid iv’s) marmie! He throws this abusive well, ahem caterwauling throaty yells out that sound like Ma Rainey but without the obvious human talent. Ohhhhh boy, good thing I love him; that is all I tell him at 5am daily as he is intent on sharing the blues to me and the entire building. I get it growing old and dotty sucks but sheesh be considerate about it already… tgif!