PuppyBits Audition, Take One

“Alright, for this commercial, we’re looking for an alpha-toy-dog type. You know, small in size, big in spirit, kinda give the sponsor’s message a powerful aggressive feel.”

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“OK, OK, I like what you’re giving me here, but maybe ‘aggressive’ was the wrong word. What I need from you is a bold, forward personality with a touch of the dramatic.”

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“Whoa, that’s… that’s a bit too dramatic. Is there any way you could tone that down a little bit, maybe temper it with a touch of quirky playfulness?”

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“Right. So leave your headshots with the desk and, um, call us in a week. Next.”

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What’s really happening here: When San Francisco Animal Care & Control posted these photos of a stray up for adoption, the Twitterverse went gaga for this wawa and he was quickly adopted. Found on BoredPanda by Sharon H.

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16 thoughts on “PuppyBits Audition, Take One

  1. allein July 18, 2016 / 10:51 am

    He can come live with me and strike any pose he likes.

    Even this one.

  2. Faye July 18, 2016 / 11:13 am

    Brain stuck in Wawawawawawawawa mode. Wantwawawawawawawaw want Wawawawawawawawa.

    • Murray C. July 18, 2016 / 11:26 am

      ?? I can’t keep from thinking “Do these ears make me look fat?” He is over the top adorable. And, of course, the brilliant verbiage by our own NTM!

    • allein July 18, 2016 / 11:36 am

      My coworker was just telling me she got a Jack Russell this weekend. Now I am firmly in “need another Wawa” mode.

  3. Gigi_the cat lady July 18, 2016 / 11:46 am

    Minemineminemine! (pushes Allein out of the way and grabs puppy)

    • allein July 18, 2016 / 11:49 am

      • Gigi the cat lady July 18, 2016 / 12:13 pm

        There there don’t cry I’ll share him with you. You can have him in the months that end in y. ?

        • allein July 18, 2016 / 12:16 pm

          HEY!

        • allein July 18, 2016 / 12:17 pm

          I’ll take him on the days that end in Y. I think that’s fair.

          • 6rabbits July 18, 2016 / 1:51 pm

            *snerk*

          • Gigi_the cat lady July 18, 2016 / 2:03 pm

            OK but don’t forget I’m French, so the day of the week are:
            lundi, mardi mercredi, jeudi, vendredi, samedi et dimancche.
            Not a Y in the bunch LOL!!

            • allein July 18, 2016 / 2:08 pm

              Touché

  4. Ricky's Mom July 18, 2016 / 1:17 pm

    HoverGenius!
    And ridiculously cute and expressive wawa.

  5. 6rabbits July 18, 2016 / 1:50 pm

    OMG! The derp is strong in this puppy! And the cute! I gasp out loud at the first pic! So glad he was adopted–what a character! I want to stroke those ears–is he part rabbit!? And NTMTOM, I ditto Murray C. on the epicness of the verbiage!

  6. BB/VA July 18, 2016 / 5:49 pm

    No doubt he is the next mayor of Wahwah, WA (where the transpecies cat lives).

  7. Kar July 18, 2016 / 7:57 pm

    How does he fit that BIG a tongue in such a small head?

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