Do you have problems remembering little things, like a phone number, or that really clever idea? Then you need Brain Freeze™, the ice cream formulated with super sciencey brain chemicals that “lock” ideas in your head until you can find a piece of paper and write them down. Available in chocolate and vanilla and also chocolate.
It’s a shame it doesn’t come in chocolate, Sharon H.
Does it work on post menopausal women? If so send me a case STAT!
Seriously. It’s horrifying to feel my memory deteriorate.
Hilarious as always, Mike. How DO you come up with these wonderful backstories?
It’s the super sciencey brain chemicals that sells me on it.
Seems legit.
My head hurts from laughing, Mike.
Wish they had it with chocolate flavor though.
Choking and crying from laughter. Accompanying ad was for Gorilla Super Glue, and I thought I figured out what the “super sciencey brain chemicals” were.