Here are your instructions. Follow them exactly if you wish to live. The tea must be infused for precisely two minutes, eighteen seconds before adding two teaspoons of yak’s milk. The cookie must have an even number of chocolate chips; remove any strays. Place the tea and cookie on the center floorboard above the pit. Do not look into the pit. When you hear an unearthly gurgling sound, back away slowly while repeating “This we offer in humility and fear.”
I assume this job has full benefits, Cheryl S.
Are chocolate chips really the best idea for the “Master”?
It’s the CLAW!
“Hold it, human. These look like raisins, not chocolate chips.”
Ummm…Mike, I hate like anything to point out a slight deficiency in your logic, but no one removes a chocolate chip from a cookie to even the number. You’re supposed to ADD one!
Or three. Or five.
Good point!?
check out the mug. I’m guessing the pit lies someplace where the lei lines cross.
And yeah, maybe next time a tribute of turkey jerky would be better?
I KNEW it would be a cat!
I want that Stonehenge mug!
I remember a few Star Trek episodes where frightened peoples were convinced they had to continue to make offerings to greedy gods. Until first contact set them straight on the topic of free will. It seemed so altruistic.
Now I know it was all about Starfleet appropriating the cookies for themselves!