Cedric Whizzlefizz, Elf Psychologist

“So anyway, out of the blue she texts me that she loves me but she also wants to see other people. It’s been eating at me all week and interfering with my job and my boss already has it in for me as it is and I can’t tell my parents about any of this because they think I’m the ‘respectable’ one, with the job and the girl and everything all sorted out…”

“Hmn, yes. As a professional therapist, my diagnosis is: Your life sucks.”

Photo taken by new sender-inner Stefan from Germany!

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26 thoughts on “Cedric Whizzlefizz, Elf Psychologist

  1. Doug August 29, 2017 / 8:08 am

    He only works with people that are nuts

    • jerzowa August 29, 2017 / 8:19 am

      This means I qualify! ?

      • Duckie ? August 29, 2017 / 11:44 am

        Right behind you!

  2. dubravkamcvmd August 29, 2017 / 8:30 am

    One of your absolute best, Mike! I’m going to visit a friend for a couple of days and I will show her this – her daughter is a therapist.

  3. Circe August 29, 2017 / 8:58 am

    I don’t know that I’d take advice from a psychologist who sucks his thumb!

    • Skimpy August 29, 2017 / 9:22 am

      You’re right he does! Well spotted!

    • Murray C August 29, 2017 / 10:01 am

      I was wondering who was counseling whom when I saw the thumb sucking!?

    • Kar August 29, 2017 / 2:48 pm

      I dunno, I’d rather take advice from Linus than Lucy.

      • Murray C August 29, 2017 / 4:17 pm

        Excellent, Kar – you’re so right!

    • ^oo^ August 29, 2017 / 11:00 pm

      Notice the plump cheeks. Squirrelio is wondering if there might be some tasty treats stored there.

    • Clairdelune August 30, 2017 / 7:25 am

      He is NOT!! You are questioning the dignity of this elf/psychologist. He’s just pondering on whether to tell his patient that yes, he is definitely squirrely, but a change in diet will help – -Mr. Squirrel will have to give up those wild berries and instead stuff his cheek pouches with corn and other squirrel food provided by the lady who lives in the house, she will give him anything if he just stands there looking cute. (Personal experience!) 😀

  4. Gigi the cat lady August 29, 2017 / 9:19 am

    Shouldn’t der Hamsterer be lying down on a little couch or a big leaf or something?

    • EAG46 August 29, 2017 / 9:29 am

      That cliche was from Sigmund’s era when lying down helped free the patient’s inhibitions. Most if not all therapists use chairs. If there’s a couch in the office, it’s for families to sit on. I hope the squirrel finds some help. Maybe the elf can prescribe an herb of some kind.

    • N. Fritz August 29, 2017 / 9:31 am

      Is that a squirrel sized porch swing, Gigi?! I’d love to know the backstory on that…!

      • Murray C August 29, 2017 / 4:18 pm

        I think he’s on the Island with Gilligan and the Captain et al.

  5. allein ? August 29, 2017 / 9:34 am

    Hmm…I was expecting a therapist to elves, not an elf who is a therapist. I might need to talk to someone.

  6. Emsthemonster August 29, 2017 / 9:54 am

    Oh I thought the squirrel is the therapist – one specialised at the treatment of elves.
    Poor elf looks so sad, maybe because he cannot quit thumb-sucking or a squirrel has just told him his life sucks, or it might be difficult to text the girl back with his stone fingers.

    • Murray C August 29, 2017 / 10:03 am

      “Stone Fingers – he’s the man, the man with the stony touch!” A new version of 007. Hmmmmm…..

  7. Faye August 29, 2017 / 11:20 am

    Does Squirrel have to reach a deductible? That sucks!

  8. Duckie ? August 29, 2017 / 11:45 am

    Red squirrel! Don’t see them around here. All chubby greys, or sassy blacks.

    • Smartypants August 29, 2017 / 5:44 pm

      We have gray and some black here (Western MA) – I think our reds are a more muted color than this handsome guy.

      Great picture, Stefan!

  9. Murray C August 29, 2017 / 3:54 pm

    (Why, when I glance quickly at the title, do I read “Elf Proctologist”?)

    • Faye August 29, 2017 / 6:36 pm

      Oh o.

    • Clairdelune August 30, 2017 / 7:29 am

      Maybe you should consult a therapist about that… some deep-seated chindhood trauma… 😀

      • Murray C August 31, 2017 / 9:49 am

        “Deep-seated”????? Hmm, perhaps some other issues here…….?

  10. Stefan September 4, 2017 / 12:27 am

    Mr. Squirrel did not agree with the Diagnosis.

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