“Greetings, earth creature! I am Zartwog and this is Eeepjax. We have traveled hundreds of light-years from our home planet of Babyhands on a desperate mission to bring steaks and sausages to the starving people of our homeworld. You are our final hope! Please, can you help us?”
Via Imgur.
Um…
I second the “Um” and add a “Wha ….”
And also a serious “Eek!” That would have been good for Hallowe’en horrors.
Brilliant commentary! Before I scrolled down I tried to guess what the picture could be, and no I did not come up with this. ?
What they said.
I was going to freak out over what happened to their ears, when I noticed that pupper in the back has his ears hanging down beneath the hands. So I’m going to believe that the ears of both puppers are safe, and I will shiver in a disturbed manner at the complete weirdness of this.
For some reason this reminded me of last weekend at my godson’s birthday party. His sister came over with two dolls and complained to her mother that her cousin was being mean to her babies. While she was carrying them around by their necks.
(They were also naked, though they have cloth bodies with plastic limbs and head, so I suppose it could be argued that they are wearing permanent onesies….)
“You’ll have to help us, ’cause we’re all thumbs!”
Ha!
Must be an awful racket if they start clapping.
What is the sound of one ear-hand clapping?
Ha!
They were given three wishes.
1. Opposable thumbs.
2. Can opener.
3. Self woofing Car.
Hmm. Be careful what you wish for. Still stuck at number one.
I’m thinking these are some kind of headband and the puppers ears are fine. I do think I spy a Rhodesian Ridgeback.
Two arms, two arms and by your horses stand. Or something.
“Hon, looks like the new tryouts for Santa’s reindeer squad are here.”