“Our top story tonight: Heroic police dogs broke up an illegal and not very nice protest rally staged by a fringe cat group calling itself the Feline Liberation Army Patrol (FLAP). The brave dogs restored peace and tranquility to the area by chasing the cats, who smelled bad and were probably Communists, up into the trees, where they whimpered and complained like the ungrateful freeloaders they are.”
That seemed fair and balanced, Andrew Y. (via Imgur.)
Well I love red cats, but I never discuss politics with them, so if they are communists I never learn about it.
Ha Ha,
This is from Fox News, isn’t it?
(not what I wanted but it was the closest I could find to a fox at a desk.)
Damnation, you got there first!
Poor doggy being bamboozled by Faux News!
I found the ringleader:
?????
It’s certainly not Breaking Cat News!
(If you are not reading that comic strip, you may be missing a daily smile.)
Talk about False News
That’s feline profiling!!
Those police dogs need to rise up against their fascist handlers.
They have nothing to lose but their chains.