“Good morning, class. In this course, titled Introduction to Cat Philosophy, we will explore the contributions to classical thought by such thinkers as Socates, who mused ‘Do I play with the jingle toy, or does the jingle toy play with me?’ and René Decates, who wrote ‘I nap, therefore I am.'”
You get an “A,” Andrew Y.
Pretty sure I wrote a few papers in college that were only worthy of shredding…
Perhaps it’s a substitute teacher for Mcgonagall’s class. https://youtu.be/zJLpssiYcqI
Perhaps it is Professor McGonagall! O.O
Perfect.
“Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!’
I’d take this course!
As long as it wasn’t Cat-echism – I’ve had enough of that in my life.
In this class the student don’t throw spit ball but the professor sometimes has hair balls.
They don’t throw spitballs, but the trouble makers in the back have been known to crumple up a sheet of paper and roll it on the floor…
😀 !
And they have hissy fits.
Whatever you do don’t offer professor a glass of water.
And… where is his laser pointer? At home with the kittens!
Teehee.