Attention cats: Ever wondered how you’d look as a lion? As a pit bull? An ostrich? Or even as a human? Then come visit the Species Reassignment Center, the tri-county area’s leading provider of species conversions. Whether it swims in the ocean or flies in the air, we can turn you into the beast you were meant to be. Not sure? Step into our patented Select-a-Body visualization system for a no-obligation sneak peek.
Submittooted by Sharon H. via Pleated Jeans.
Yeah, stay a cat. This human thing is overrated.
I dunno, thumbs are pretty great, and with Craigslist it’s not any harder to get someone to rub my tummy.
lol…not gonna go looking for boobies on craigslist…
lmao yeah probably for the best
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/hab/d/doterra-deep-blue-polyphenol/6505662496.html
I looked on Craigslist for tummy rubs.
No blue footed boobies.
Don’t do it!! Humane have to hold a job and get money, we have responsibilities and mortgages!! ?
Just going to post this here.
Um, Submittooted?
sorry – that’s the funniest part of this whole post! 😀
What strange sorcery is this?!