Through the brackish emerald waters of the Weeki Wachee River, the hungry alligator glides unseen. Molded by eons of evolution into an invisible assassin, only her eyes peer through the carpet of algae on the river surface, giving little notice of her approach. Soon those eyes locate their prey: a succulent young fawn, oblivious to danger as it drinks near the water’s edge. Wasting no time, the cold-blooded predator swims silently toward the innocent creature, and with one violent lunge, her powerful jaws drag the clearly inferior beast to an agonizing death with thrashing and screaming and lots of blood and body parts flying everywhere! Ha-HAAA! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP! Take THAT!!!
Hey, it’s Fiona and Bibi, via Jezebel
Bibi’s resigned expression is hilarious.
Remember the video of Fiona sticking her tiny head in her dad’s mouth?
This is, um, well, not quite the same…
?????????? on the story, Mike!?
Epic scrolldown, NTMTOM!!
Brilliant scrolldown and totally adorable picture! Yay!
This reminds me a bit of Snoopy as the fierce vulture.
There’s also a wonderful song from You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown that applies. I’ll see if I can find a postable version.
??? I always feel like somebody’s watching me… ???
LOVE Snoopy as a vulture.
Here it is, with Bill Hinnant as Snoopy, from the original production (which I saw and loved). Stick with it, if you don’t know it, and you’ll see why I thought of it.
😀
I love the line “Sturdy roof under my head”. Hee, hee.
Oh the horrors! Oh the cuteness!
Great story and scroll down Mike. ?
This is the exactly what they mean by bitting more than you can chew.
Bingo!
<3<3<3 soft chomp
XD
Kronsche on mommy’s nose!
Think i’ve actually been to that river in Florida. Guess what? they sell crappy tourist stuff.
Coudn’t imagine what Mike was going to show us with that description. Was half expecting a duckling aiming for and missing a waterbug!
What a patient mommy.
Reminds me of Calvin whenever he’d be daydreaming in class, unaware of that the 9-eyed monster from Planet Xycron was his teacher about to lay the smack down.
I was just thinking about Fiona this morning, as I carefully washed *around* my Team Fiona temporary tattoo! She’s still adorable.
This is the sequel to Dr. Seuss’s ‘Hop on Pop’ – it’s ‘Nom on Mom’!
WINNER!
New tag?
Yes!
Thank you! 😀
Side eye look = “Why do I put up with this?” .. “Oh ya .. I remember .. all the internet fame!”