Your puny cotton/rayon fabric blend is no match for my Titanium Teeth of Total Terror! At my approach, couches cower, sofas shiver, loveseats lament, and ottomans do something that starts with “O”!
Maybe “oscillate,” Sharon H.? I dunno, I got nothing.
Hehe, “oscillate” was my first pick too!
Thesaurus.com isn’t helping me, here…
Oh the ‘orror of it! Arrest the culprit guilty of such opprobrium.
🙂
*clap clap clap*
!! 😀 I had to look up opprobrium! I love this place.
I had to look it up too and I not only got a definition but a French translation “opprobre”. A word I had never heard in my life!
“Obsequiate”?
If you go to the reddit link, it’s a photoshop battle. Some good ones in there. 🙂
Ottomans “OW-oooooooooooo”!
The Ottoman Empire didn’t strike back.
Overheat.
Obliterate Ottomans!