Share a Coke and a Sigh

(So I guess this is my life. I’m going to die alone and friendless, sharing a Coke with the only creature in the world who really understands me. And to make matters worse, she’s so much better at using straws than I am. I mean, I’m barely getting a drop here!)

Would it kill her to pour some in a bowl? (Imgur)

I need a can that says “Imaginary Friend,” Sharon H.

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19 thoughts on “Share a Coke and a Sigh

  1. allein ? June 21, 2018 / 12:53 pm

    Um, I think I see your problem – you’re not supposed to eat the straw…

  2. Ricky's Mom June 21, 2018 / 3:10 pm

    Looks to me like kitty’s actually doing better than hoomin.

    Allein und freundlos—a paraphrase of a line from a play I’ve started my research for. I’m afraid this one hit me on the raw a bit; though I am not freundlos, I’m more allein* than I want to be. Ricky’s water dish and one of his toys make scant company.

    *Nothing to do with Allein the Cutetropolitan.

    • allein ? June 21, 2018 / 3:13 pm

      {{{{{big hug}}}}}

      • Ricky's Mom June 21, 2018 / 3:17 pm

        Oh, thank you, Allein! I’m a particularly goopy state just now. It comes and goes.

        Say, how do you pronounce your moniker? I hear it differently in my mind’s ear depending on what day it is.

        • allein ? June 21, 2018 / 3:28 pm

          I know the feeling; we’ve all been there!

          It’s pronounced AL – LEEN (first syllable rhymes with “pal”; or it’s like Allen with a long e).

          When I worked in the bookstore I had a semi-regular customer, little old grampa type (who reminded me of my dad because he bought a lot of computer books and my dad’s a computer guy) who spoke German (he had a very slight accent so I guess he’d been here for quite some time) and always pronounced it like the German word. He’s the only one I didn’t mind mispronouncing it. (Well, him and my favorite college professor who said Al-layn but he was from Tennessee.) Most people want to pronounce it like Aileen, a few say it more like all-een, sometimes I get Eileen, and occasionally people will mangle it entirely, and usually I eventually give up. How quickly I give up depends on how frequently I am likely to have to interact with that person in the future.

          • N. Fritz June 21, 2018 / 3:33 pm

            Thank you, Ricky’s Mom, for asking this question and thanks, Allein, for the clarification. I always wondered about your name… now I know!!

            • allein ? June 21, 2018 / 3:37 pm

              ?

          • Ricky's Mom June 21, 2018 / 3:47 pm

            Stress on the first syllable, or on the second? (Inquiring dialect coaches want to know.)

            • allein ? June 21, 2018 / 3:57 pm

              More on the second, but it’s not super-strong. Except when I’m telling someone how to say it, I stress the first more because that’s the part they always have trouble with.

    • Debg June 21, 2018 / 3:41 pm

      Ricky’s Mom, I’ve been thinking about you all day. Hugs. You honor Ricky by grieving, and I hope you’re taking care of yourself.

      • Ricky's Mom June 21, 2018 / 3:48 pm

        Doing my best.

    • AMY E FLOREN June 21, 2018 / 8:14 pm

      My condolences, Ricky’s Mom. So hard to lose a fur baby.

    • Murray C. June 21, 2018 / 10:03 pm

      Oh, R’sM, I so know the feeling. sending you comforting thoughts – nothing to be done for it but to let it transpire as it will.

    • Maia June 22, 2018 / 12:10 am

      My thoughts are with you, Ricky’s Mom! I’m so sorry. It’s a difficult process to umm, process. We’re all with you. big hugs. May happy memories help you through this hard time.

    • LunaChickFringe June 22, 2018 / 8:18 am

      GIGANTIC HUGS from Ohio ?? They are never, ever with us long enough.

  3. murkle46 June 21, 2018 / 3:52 pm

    I always read it
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    Mothers day photo

    • murkle46 June 21, 2018 / 4:06 pm

      Big smile!

    • allein ? June 21, 2018 / 4:16 pm

      • murkle46 June 21, 2018 / 5:59 pm

        ROFL!

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