Mind You, That’s Dog Years

July 3, 2018Not That Mike The Other Mike

Greetings and hellos to you, liquor store person! I am 21 turning just and I am having a party with my friends who 21 also are and it is legal to be selling us the cans of happy water that makes you silly for my birthday! Here is my card with ID and picture! You give me cans now! Woof!

This must be from out of state; our IDs use red crayon.

I pity the hydrants in his town, Sharon H.

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allein ? July 3, 2018 / 10:57 am

I believe him.
Faye July 3, 2018 / 11:21 am

I’m suspicious. Ask him to subtract his dog years from 2018.
Duckie ? July 3, 2018 / 11:42 am

You know, puppers, if you just cross over that line right there, you only need to be 19. And I believe you.
Blue Footed Booby July 3, 2018 / 12:07 pm

Does anyone else scream internally when they read the “your birth date must have been before today in [year] to buy alcohol” signs?

They currently say 1997.
- allein ? July 3, 2018 / 12:19 pm
  
  …..that’s the year I graduated college.
  - debg July 3, 2018 / 10:32 pm
    
    I was 10 years out of college and nearly done with grad school in 1997.
Doug July 3, 2018 / 12:50 pm

Some of my LEO friends my question that ID … right after rubbing his tummy
Dana July 3, 2018 / 1:10 pm

Mike, I’m going to start calling my adult beverage of choice “happy water”. ?
- dubravkamcvmd July 3, 2018 / 1:13 pm
  
  Me too!
Smartypants July 3, 2018 / 1:43 pm

Re hovertext – “Dammit, I keep forgetting I’m colorblind!”