“Now, you may be thinking ‘That doesn’t look like much of an attack dog to me,’ but that’s because I specialize in character attacks. And unless you step away from this fence in the next 20 seconds, I shall be forced to share your old college binge-drinking photos with the entire Internet.”
“Oh, I’m not the one you should beware of. That would be my mom. She’s really scary, trust me! In fact, you should leave right now before she finds you talking to me!”
Fluffy Belly exposure! Beware!
Yes, my first response was “that tummy!”
He can attack me any time he wants.
Nooooo! Not the one with the donkey!
Or even scarier, your browser history and Amazon wish list!!!
“I didn’t know those sort of um, clothing, came in that size.”
Hehe – “I swear I never downloaded that video! I was just doing…research!”
With an attack dog like that, you’re more likely to get robbed. I’m thinking about hitting the place just to get a few cuddles.