Wombat Confidential

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Psst! You didn’t hear this from me, but those quokkas that everybody thinks are so cute? They cuss like sailors when nobody’s listening. And those dingoes got a bad rap. They never stole no baby, some deadbeat started that rumor to get out of child support. And don’t get me started on kangaroos and their messy pouches, sheesh…

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7 thoughts on “Wombat Confidential”

  1. allein 🐾 November 13, 2019 / 9:49 am

    Is it just me or does the idea of quokkas cussing like sailors just make them more cute..?

    • Debg November 13, 2019 / 3:27 pm

      It’s not just you.

  2. Brouhaha November 13, 2019 / 10:00 am

    I heart thumb nub!

  3. Meleo1 November 13, 2019 / 10:07 am

    Imma luv wombats, who knew they were so judgy!

  4. Luv Bunny November 13, 2019 / 10:59 am

    I never heard a word you said because I was too busy looking at the cutie. Perhaps you could do the news?

    • JenDeyan November 13, 2019 / 11:04 am

      That would make the news far more enjoyable.

  5. Laura November 13, 2019 / 12:23 pm

    But what about Tasmanian devils? Are they nice under their growling and carrying on? What say you, Mr. Wombat who I of course don’t hear a WORD of gossip from?

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