“All right, here comes the talent agent now. Remember, just let me do all the talking, and if he should happen to ask to hear what a great opera singer you are, tell him you can’t give a demonstration right now because you’re a little hoarse.”
![(rim shot) dog and pony in stable](https://i0.wp.com/cutetropolis.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/EO_m3JmVUAA1vvtformatjpg038namelarge.jpg?resize=636%2C849&ssl=1)
Teddy the Shetland on Instagram, spotted by Andrew Y.
That is one smooth-talkin’ dog.
So the “Manager” gets a cut. Of what?
T-bone.
Judging by the look on that dog’s face, he’s a lot smarter than a significant portion of humanity.