- Where’s the fire extinguisher?
- This nice Girl Scout was selling cookies so I bought her whole supply.
- Before the cops get here, I want to tell you my side of the story.
- Are the drapes machine washable? Just curious.
They don’t even knock, Sharon H., it’s so rude.
All the Girl Scout cookies? I don’t see the problem…
#3 is the scariest one for me.
Just remember a good friend tells the police nothing. A best friend suggests a hiding spot or helps you bury the body.
The comment on the original Twitter post is frigging hilarious – “Scus me fren do you hav a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Scooby Doo”
And he looks so concerned, hope he doesn’t try a rescue!!
I had one cat with a peculiar habit, he liked to watch me take a shower. I have no idea why but I’d look down and there he was, between the plastic liner and the outer curtain. He got nicknamed “The Peeping TomCat”.
I had a cat like that too. He didn’t mind the spray. Funny boy Clive.
Poor doggie is simply shocked how dirty the water is. “Mommy did all this dirt really come off you?”
I’m a water dog…