Secrets They Don’t Want You to Know!

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Adjust your tinfoil hats, conspiracy hunters, because I’m about to drop a TRUTH BOMB! In my last podcast, I said that the global economy was run by a secret society of gnomes financed by the Illuminati from their underwater fortress in Atlantis! Well, forget all that because now I’ve got photographic PROOF that the entire economy is run by a terrier in Ames, Iowa! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

dog at computer
How’d that camera get in here?

My mind is officially blown, Sharon H.

You already voted!

9 thoughts on “Secrets They Don’t Want You to Know!”

  1. debg June 18, 2020 / 1:05 pm

    I find your theories strangely comforting, Mike.

    • Jendeyan June 18, 2020 / 1:24 pm

      I don’t think a terrier in Ames, Iowa could make things worse at this point.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom June 18, 2020 / 1:26 pm

        I’d expect an improvement.

        • Alice Shortcake June 18, 2020 / 3:04 pm

          I want him to stand for president.

          • Ricky & Bibi's Mom June 18, 2020 / 3:34 pm

            Over here we run for election.

            And we claim not to stand for politics. (Honestly, I sometimes think nobody actually knows what that word means.)

  2. dubravkamcvmd June 18, 2020 / 1:41 pm

    NO! Look at that face ! That terrier is battling the gnomes and the Illuminati on our behalf! I feel much better knowing that.

  3. allein 🐾 June 18, 2020 / 4:49 pm

    Can’t be worse than the apparent reality…

  4. Arne June 18, 2020 / 8:37 pm

    But he is a terrierorist. 😱

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