Dog treats? I’m sorry, but we’re completely out of dog treats. What’s that behind me? Those are… um… all sold. That’s right, some really rich guy came in this morning, bought the entire stock of dog treats, said he’d be sending a truck around later. We do have some bird seed left on aisle three, though.
![Whew! Quick thinking there, you genius, you. dog at pet store counter](https://i0.wp.com/cutetropolis.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/hqb3xtk3xhn51.jpg?resize=636%2C848&ssl=1)
He’s about to take a five-pawpad discount, Sharon H.
I love me some airplane ears.
They make him look a bit sheepish…almost like he’s not quite telling the truth…
He’s already got one paw on the bling in the display cabinet…
Plus there’s that shifty grin.
uh huh. Exactly what I was thinking.