Why Did it Have to Be Cats?

The intrepid adventurer raised his torch and regarded the final obstacle. He had survived every trap in the ancient temple: the pit of snakes, the collapsing walls, even the lava hopscotch pool. Now only one thing stood between him and the fabled tomb of Tutenruten: the staircase of cats.

Cats on stairs
AKA the Claws of Eternal Torment

His ankles will never survive, Murray C.

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11 thoughts on “Why Did it Have to Be Cats?

  1. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ December 11, 2020 / 11:10 am

    Stairway to Heaven?

    • Dana December 11, 2020 / 11:21 am

      Cats asleep: stairway to heaven

      Cats awake: stairway to the ER

      • Debg December 11, 2020 / 12:09 pm

        Seriously. One of my cats currently holds the title of “cat most likely to kill me,” but he could be replaced at any moment. The competition is fierce.

  2. AJ December 11, 2020 / 11:51 am

    Wherever this is I need to go.

  3. fkaWaldenPond December 11, 2020 / 12:07 pm

    Imagine the racket as you ascend!

    • Duckie ๐Ÿฅ December 11, 2020 / 12:47 pm

      Assuming you are allowed…

  4. Georgiana December 11, 2020 / 1:37 pm

    The do look well cared for so I hope this is a a cat refuge and not a hoarding situation.

  5. SoccerSue December 11, 2020 / 3:25 pm

    I’m imagining the racket as the one on the top step goes down the stairs, stepping on the others as he goes. ๐Ÿ˜›

  6. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ December 11, 2020 / 3:50 pm

    Maybe thatโ€™s why the cat on the second step has on a cone of shame.

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