Oh, thank goodness you’re here! You won’t believe what just happened! I was just sitting here minding my own business, when alien elves beamed into the living room and started trashing the place! And they vaporized cousin Earl!
Seems legit, Andrew Y.
That’s one quick-thinking kitteh!
If ever there was a kitty that looks innocence personified…
That’s exactly what I was thinking!
I trust that face. No way that cat could lie.
Snort laugh!
Poor kitty, knocked over by alien elves. I totally believe him. You can see the symbol they burned into the rug.
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
😂 I totally missed that!
I hate when that happens.
Another good one, Mike. It looks like the tree was only decorated on the top half to help kitty from playing with lower decorations. But no one, even cousin Earl, suspected alien elves. Good thing kitty scared them away. They left the kitty, knowing it would cause trouble.
Sorry, I agree with the kitty. Fake trees are hideous and an environmental disaster from all the microplastics they release into the environment. They don’t even last multiple seasons because they get all matted and deformed when you disassemble them and try to reassemble them the following year.
Just about every garden store has potted Christmas trees, including miniature ones you can use as tabletop centerpieces. They look way better and smell lovely. Best of all, they can be replanted after the holiday season and are fully biodegradable if replanting is not feasible.