“It’s a pretty good design, and the client just has a few small changes. They just want the colors to ‘pop’ a little more with more ‘zing.’ Also, can we get some stock photos of happy smiling people in there somehow? Oh, and they want you to make the Ferriman Funeral Parlor logo bigger.”
It’s a living, Andrew Y.
Kitteh looks grimly resigned.
Gotta love a funeral parlor that pops…
With lots of smiling people…
Oh yes of course you’re right that’s what a funeral parlour add needs, colours that pop and photos of happy smiling people. By the way if anyone ask you who designed this add, Alan Smithee is the name.
Really? You got the famous Hollywood Director Alan Smithee?
I thought he was busy on the new Giantic Women On the Edge of an Apocalyptic Zombie Tornado Lost in the Multiverse in the Octogon – Part XI. And I heard he’s making it a Dogme 95 movie.
Excuse me, Cat-astrophe 95.
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Does this star George Spelvin!
Designers everywhere grok this post. BIG TIME.
I have an ad on my refrigerator from a funeral service with a picture of a woman in a dumpy floral dress and big straw hat with the text “You always said you didn’t want to be caught dead in that dress” – admonishing people to prepare in advance for their demise.
Making funeral parlour logos for a living. Snerk. Mike, when science is done with your brain, could you arrange to have it put on display somewhere? I simply MUST see it.
Maybe the Mütter Museum with Einstein’s?
Kitty looks like a determined hard worker. Just the kind of kitty I’d want to hire. I’ll throw in pets and treats as a bonus.
Yes that determined look just kilt me!! 🤣
I haven’t paid much attention to funeral home ads until recently. When vans started driving around with “Don’t Get Vaccinated” as the ad and the phone number and address of the funeral home. 😁
Don’t get paid by Ferriman
Until the logo is a larger size
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Wonder if they’ll use their classic jingle:
“He’s a man with a PLOT, a man with a plan.”
It’s right up there with “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
Chris DeBurgh alert!
Unfortunately we’ve already fixed a price for the flyers, the grindr ad, the Delta Airlines magazine insert, the X-Games banner…
As long as he gets you to the other side, it’s cool. Charon’s got bills to pay, too. Oar repairs are just crazy nowadays with all those electronic gizmos, like GPS and Impending Doom alerts!