In your role as a cartoon character, you may be required to handle dangerous explosives. Due to their nature, these will often explode in your face. Should this happen, remain calm with your eyes wide open. A mouse will be along shortly to spritz you with seltzer.
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Looks like a chocolate explosive!
We strongly advise you to not to open packages from the Acme Company.
Was there an Earth-shattering kaboom?
Is the cat’s name Tom perchance?
There is a high probability that one of your whiskers will catch fire. Simply lick your fingers and pinch it out.
Gotta wonder what he’s really seeing!
Ah, NTMTOM! Only you. Love it!