April 3, 1983 — After a contentious internal debate, judges for the Guinness Book of World Records decline to certify a record set by Snowball McPoofybottom for “Smallest Box Sat In.”
Guess the judges didn’t (wait for it) think outside the box, Murray C.
Technically, they’re both right. He is in the box BUT he’s not SITTING in the box. For that to be a true record, McPoofybottom should have his whole rear section in the box. Next time, just squash the whole box and not only will you be sitting in the box, you’ll be sitting around the box, lol.
Well he is sitting but it’s just not in the box.
Groan (but also BRILLIANT, Mike)
What does “in” mean, anyway?
🤔
There’s no there there.
Wait, how did we get to Oakland?