Invasion of the Croissant People!

A pair of smiling, unblinking converts led Marsdon into the greenhouse. There he saw Miss Henderson unconscious next to a strange alien object. “She feels no pain,” said a convert. “Soon, just like her, you will awaken in your new body and feel happier… calmer… flakier.” Marsdon pulled out his revolver. “That’s where you’re wrong, you bloodless freaks! I’m flaky enough as it is!”

Nothing’s flakier than a cat, Andrew Y.

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18 thoughts on “Invasion of the Croissant People!

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ April 18, 2024 / 3:02 pm

    The one on the right looks a little overbaked…

  2. EAG46 April 18, 2024 / 3:10 pm

    Never mind the very nice sleeping cat. Where can I find those giant croissants? [Passover is coming and I’m going to be carbohydrate deprived soon.]

    • 6Rabbits April 18, 2024 / 3:40 pm

      Maybe itโ€™s not a real croissant? I have never seen one that large!๐Ÿ˜ณ

      • debg April 18, 2024 / 5:02 pm

        I’m guessing it’s a pillow.

        • 6Rabbits April 18, 2024 / 9:13 pm

          ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ YES!!

    • Duckie ๐Ÿฅ April 18, 2024 / 5:09 pm

      EAG46, Iโ€™m asking out of ignorance. Didnโ€™t Passover happen before Easter?

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 18, 2024 / 8:59 pm

        Not in 2024, Duckie (mind you, in the Jewish calendar, the year is 5784). Erev Pesach (Passover Eve, kinda-sorta) is April 22. That means that just before sunset on April 22, Passover begins. Seders are held on the first and second evenings; that is, in 2024 on April 22 and April 23 (coincidentally the day that Shakespeare’s birthday is celebrated). I hope this isn’t too confusing!

        You might find this interesting and/or helpful: https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/04/why-dont-easter-and-passover-always-line/587572/

        • Duckie ๐Ÿฅ April 18, 2024 / 11:15 pm

          I stand educated.

          • Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 19, 2024 / 9:13 am

            Do feel free to sit! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

  3. Kar April 18, 2024 / 3:38 pm

    More importantly, do these come stuffed with chocolate? Nutella?

    • 6Rabbits April 18, 2024 / 3:40 pm

      Yummmmmm!

  4. Dubravkamcvmd April 18, 2024 / 3:55 pm

    I think a giant croissant is a very good idea

  5. AJ April 18, 2024 / 4:02 pm

    Oooh, let’s combine all these comments and find a place that serves giant chocolate croissants. I may have just had lunch but now I’m hungry again. Almost forgot, but kitty is totally adorable!

  6. debg April 18, 2024 / 5:03 pm

    Just leaving this here for everyone to enjoy. I love alien abductions.

    • 6Rabbits April 19, 2024 / 12:26 am

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Thought Ryan Gosling was gonna loose it there for a minute!

  7. ^oo^ April 19, 2024 / 11:53 am

    And like a croissant, we come full circle…

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