Special Report: Rodent Crime

Little is known about the structure of organized crime in the rodent community, but thanks to a “rat” within the organization, police have obtained this photo of a gang meeting featuring the leader known only as “Mr Big.”

Photograph of a large number of guinea pigs in a sandbox along with one capybara.
I’m a capy, not a capo. Capiche? (Reddit)

He’s the big cheese, Elizabeth G.

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10 thoughts on “Special Report: Rodent Crime

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ May 1, 2024 / 3:56 pm

    I shall call him “Mini Me.”

    And him, and him, and him, and her, and him, and her over there….

  2. 6rabbits May 1, 2024 / 4:12 pm

    Capys always look at home anywhere!

    • DEBG May 1, 2024 / 4:36 pm

      because they’re so chill

      I have fridge magnets showing capys chilling in their tubs, with yuzu on their heads.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 1, 2024 / 8:46 pm

        Of course they’re chilling, they’re on the fridge!

  3. Kar May 1, 2024 / 4:25 pm

    Sorry,

    can you point out Mr Big?

  4. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ May 1, 2024 / 4:37 pm

    I need this today. Hubby is away till the end of the week.
    Peeps, somewhere out there is a scammer who is cursing me soundly. I answered the phone, and the guy at the other end asked me how I was, and asked if I had received two notices from Readerโ€™s Digest recently. I said no, but that I HAD received a high quality BS detector, and that it was going off at the time. He hung up quickly.

    • Georgiana May 1, 2024 / 4:42 pm

      Well done, I love it.

    • 6rabbits May 1, 2024 / 5:04 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. JenDeyan May 1, 2024 / 5:05 pm

    He’s like their big (very big) brother.

  6. Dana May 1, 2024 / 7:24 pm

    That is an XXXXXXL guinea pig.

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