Does Your Home Have Beddogs?

It’s estimated that one in five homes has an unwelcome houseguest — beddogs. This tiny vermin, invisible to the naked eye, makes its home inside mattresses. Signs include: bite marks on shins, licking sensation on toes, unseen howling noise (may also indicate ghosts).

Doberman Pinscher dog reclines on a mattress with a large hole in it the lower half of the dog is inside the hole
I’m not a beddog, I’m a gooddog. (Reddit)
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9 thoughts on “Does Your Home Have Beddogs?

  1. allein 🐾 July 16, 2024 / 12:24 pm

    I wish! (But maybe not like this….)

    • 6rabbits July 16, 2024 / 2:39 pm

      I would be soooooooooooooo angry! Cute dog, or not!

  2. AJ July 16, 2024 / 2:00 pm

    I have two!! Can anything be done about this infestation?? (besides snuggles and kisses every 4-6 hours).

    On a somewhat similar note, I’ve been having problems with my couch – the last few days, it’s been barking and snoring!

    What happens is Thor somehow squishes himself under it and if my other dog starts to bark, he won’t even come out but just start barking while under there. And then he falls asleep and you hear this very faint snoring/snuffling. What makes it even funnier is that by being under the couch, it is kinda muffled but echoing at the same time. I just hope he doesn’t get himself stuck.

    • Debg July 16, 2024 / 3:31 pm

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  3. Duckie πŸ₯ July 16, 2024 / 5:44 pm

    I could cope with the toe licking, if I had to, but it’s the face/ear washing alarm feature that I don’t want.

  4. fkaWaldenPond July 16, 2024 / 6:19 pm

    Holy smokes the poor owner of that mattress (well, beddog is happy.)

    P.s. Mike, one of my favourites of the year. πŸ™‚

  5. fkaWaldenPond July 16, 2024 / 6:25 pm

    And this is what the inside of my mattress may look like? Interesting… I was that kid who got a pin and poked a hole in my Hulk Stretch Armstrong just to see what the inner goo looked like…and I gather toy experts expected this as they tinted it purple like his shorts. There you have it.

  6. Kar July 16, 2024 / 7:33 pm

    this is when you know that the A/C is too cold.

    • Duckie πŸ₯ July 16, 2024 / 9:08 pm

      No such thing.

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