Home Wrecker

Is your home infested with doggies? These pests can cause thousands in damage if left untreated. Symptoms include mysterious moaning*, scratching or barking. One call to AAA Dog Removal and our professional crew will lure them out with promises of treats and walkies.

(* May indicate ghosts. Extra charge for ghost removal.)

Photograph of a corner of a hallway. There is a small hole that has been punched out of the wall and a small dog is inside the wall peeking out of it.
Heeeeeeeeere’s Doggy! (Imgur)
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4 thoughts on “Home Wrecker

  1. allein 🐾 July 22, 2024 / 2:20 pm

    Sadly, no.

  2. DEBG July 22, 2024 / 2:54 pm

    Reminds me of my long-gone but never-forgotten Smokey, a black lab mix from my childhood. He ate through the garage wall to get back into the house. Dad was furious.

  3. AJ July 22, 2024 / 2:58 pm

    Wow. But he looks so proud of himself! Is this a DIY doggy door? Having flashbacks to my little hellhound (but still a sweetie) Dobby. He had such bad separation anxiety that he wore the wall next to the door down to the studs. And on a rental! Talk about having to pay for the crime.

  4. Georgiana July 22, 2024 / 5:56 pm

    No infestation of doggies here, my cats would not tolerate it.

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