Double Trouble

Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”

Golden retriever dog holds two full size soccer balls in its mouth
Yeah, I got your gusto right here. (Ecchs)
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6 thoughts on “Double Trouble

  1. DEBG August 20, 2024 / 6:01 pm

    That is one talented pupper.

  2. 6rabbits August 20, 2024 / 6:23 pm

    Wow! Strong teeth he has, let him on my team I will.

  3. allein 🐾 August 20, 2024 / 6:37 pm

    Puppy dog eyes make him look not so tough…

    • Blue Footed Booby August 21, 2024 / 12:09 pm

      Soulful cow eyes, and the peenkest of noses.

  4. Ricky & Bibi's Mom August 20, 2024 / 11:09 pm

    The definition of biting off more than one can chew.

    • allein 🐾 August 21, 2024 / 9:01 am

      I dunno…they look pretty well-chewed to me…

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