The Cat is the Hat

Breaking News: Fresh allegations have rocked online retail giant Zambezi.com as workers say the company makes them wear uniforms knitted from their own fur. Reached for comment, a company spokesman said “Wait, don’t we own your paper? Get back to work!”

Be honest: Is it me? (Ecchs)

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4 thoughts on “The Cat is the Hat

  1. allein 🐾 August 21, 2024 / 3:49 pm

    Oh, I thought he worked for United Purrcel Service…

    (Zambezi.com, lol …I’m guessing the paper is the Washington Scratching Post?)

    • sedro6 August 22, 2024 / 1:08 am

      Ha!

  2. 6rabbits August 21, 2024 / 5:56 pm

    If Theo bun’s fur had been longer, I could have made a scarf!😁 Never thought about felting it, tho.

  3. Kar August 21, 2024 / 10:18 pm

    well, its your hair so yes?

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