Most mythological beasts, like the half-man, half-horse centaur, are relegated to the ancient past. But some live among us even today, such as Dudealus, the amiable demigod with the legs of a man and the torso of a bulldog who constantly craves hot wings.

Throw in some nachos and I’m in!
Sounds like a Festival of Grease and Booze. Where do I sign up??
Just get on line behind Ickypuss.
😀
I would. wait for it, TAILgate with him.
I like it!
The Dudealus abides.