Survival Tips for Corgis

As the most delicious of all the dog breeds, corgis are frequently hunted by werewolves, dragons, xenomorphs, three-headed razor-fanged hellbeasts, cats, and other predators. Lacking any natural defenses, the wily corgi must rely on his skills in camouflage.

corgi dog sitting in a line of stuffed corgis.
I have a six in seven chance of surviving this. (Imgur)
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7 thoughts on “Survival Tips for Corgis

  1. Georgiana October 11, 2024 / 2:15 pm

    I actually had to take a closer look to find him!

  2. Kar October 11, 2024 / 2:22 pm

    Pretty sure that the one on the end flapped his ears.

  3. DEBG October 11, 2024 / 2:24 pm

    I can never resist hunting for corgis in the wild. Smart dog!

  4. 6rabbits October 11, 2024 / 2:57 pm

    Corgis are just so cute!

  5. Blue Footed Booby October 11, 2024 / 3:10 pm

    Imagine if a dragon got facehuggered. A xenodrake. Possibly the single, scariest organism in the multiverse.

  6. allein 🐾 October 11, 2024 / 4:26 pm

    That’s what happens when you look like a perfectly baked loaf of bread.

  7. AJ October 11, 2024 / 4:28 pm

    Just confirms my belief that corgis are just stuffed animals that come to life around dinner time. Their dinner time, not any of those on the list’s dinner time. And yeah, it took me several glances to pick out the “real” corgi.

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