Biologists at the Ayedidmyown Research Institute have identified a new species of parasite called the Coiled Ferretworm (amplexus insanus). Affecting the nervous system, the parasite can cause uncontrollable scampering.
Gatsby, by Max Moreau, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Looks terrifying…How much magnification is on this thing?
I see a giant roly poly bug with red eyes.
Ayedidmyown Research?
Know some tenured members of that firm.