This Week, on “The Guiding Leash”

Not That Mike The Other Mike

At Specifically General Hospital, Nurse Stoppedhart learns that handsome Dr. Horgenflorf is actually a Paraguayan circus juggler practicing without a license. Meanwhile, kindly farmer Vern Spankly struggles to save the family sesame seed farm from the Extraordinary Evil Mortgage Company. And in a secluded motel room at the edge of town, Betsey and Bob resume their torrid affair…

Two hamsters cuddle on a bed of sawdust.
And your husband still doesn’t suspect?

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18 thoughts on “This Week, on “The Guiding Leash””

  1. allein 🐾 February 17, 2025 / 3:25 pm

    handsome Dr. Horgenflorf is actually a Paraguayan circus juggler practicing without a license

    Why was my first thought, “who issues a circus juggler license”?

    • Dana February 17, 2025 / 5:07 pm

      Same here! 😆

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 17, 2025 / 5:58 pm

        Well, if they juggle knives, axes, chainsaws, or things-on-fire, IMO licensing would be a good idea.

    • 6rabbits February 17, 2025 / 11:47 pm

      After reading it several times, I think it means Dr. Horgenflorf is a practicing DOCTOR without a license.
      I think there should be a comma after “juggler”?

      • allein 🐾 February 18, 2025 / 8:20 am

        Yeah, I figured that out, but then again, in Mike’s world, who knows..? Maybe jugglers do need a license. 🤹🏻‍♀️

  2. Duckie 🐥 February 17, 2025 / 3:31 pm

    Fainting couch and clutching beads, stat!

  3. Georgiana February 17, 2025 / 3:52 pm

    And in a secluded motel room at the edge of town, Betsey and Bob resume their torrid affair…

    Someone get my smelling slats I have the vapours!

  4. Murray Callahan February 17, 2025 / 4:02 pm

    And what has Mike been inhaling?????🤣

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 17, 2025 / 6:57 pm

      Good question! And good to hear from you, MurrayC!

  5. 6rabbits. February 17, 2025 / 4:03 pm

    The cutest hamster pair ever! Don’t pick on them! Extra cuddles and pets.

  6. debg February 17, 2025 / 4:10 pm

    Sometimes, when a mommy hamster and a daddy hamster love each other very much . . .

    • 6rabbits February 17, 2025 / 11:41 pm

      *snerk* 😆

  7. Alice Shortcake February 17, 2025 / 4:40 pm

    Finally, a chance to catch up with what’s going on in “The Guiding Leash”. I had to stop watching when the hot Mexican priest’s evil twin was convicted of running a chihuahua smuggling ring.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 17, 2025 / 5:59 pm

      How many chihuahuas can you fit in one of those rings, anyway?

      • sedro6 February 18, 2025 / 12:56 am

        😄

  8. belphebe February 17, 2025 / 6:21 pm

    Considering the first sentence mentions a hospital (love the name!) I misread “kindly farmer” as “kidney farmer”, and was wondering what evil things he was doing with kidneys! Not to mention wondering how one would “farm” kidneys.
    I suppose my thinking was partially influenced by having recently watched a sci-fi TV show dealing with stem cell research, organ transplants, and cloning.

  9. AJ February 17, 2025 / 11:04 pm

    Simultaneously laugh-crying and clutching pearls. How does Mike come up with this stuff????

  10. EAG46 February 20, 2025 / 6:20 pm

    I love The Guiding Leash!! I hope the sesame seed farm can be saved.

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