In this experiment I will attempt to demonstrate a relationship between length of an object and its height. For this experiment I have arranged my chew bones in order by length. Notice that when the bones are placed on end, the longer ones appear taller, which proves that length and height are related. QED.

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It is indeed a scientific fact that a lot of things can be reduced by chewing.
Coworkers, for example.
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Not, alas, my weight.
What a pretty dog! And on the evidence, extremely clever, too.
I have an opposing theory.
Fifteen years ago, I was 5β2β, and 120lbs. Now I am 5β even, and I weigh considerably more. So, not only am I shorter, but if I lay down, Iβm taller that way than when I was taller the other way, even with unchewed bones. Therefore, the theory doesnβt hold.
Was this research sponsored by the Institute of Questionable Science?? Pretty doggo too, love the blue eyes. And he looks so proud of himself for discovering these “truths”.
Is he getting his PhD(og) (aka dogtorate degree)?
This is that same dog the cat was looking down on in yesterday’s post, right? What a gorgeous coat!