Tongue Out, Brain Off

During his daily mid-afternoon grooming session, Chester suddenly remembers that he really, really likes chicken. This one thought so overwhelms him that he remains in this state for half an hour.

cat pauses while grooming itself. One leg sticks up in the air and the cat's tongue is out.
cat.exe has experienced a critical failure and will shut down.

birdwatching while grooming..., by marneejill, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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17 thoughts on “Tongue Out, Brain Off

  1. allein 🐾 March 4, 2025 / 2:36 pm

    I think this is what my Excel is doing right now…

    (trying to open a huge file. trying not to scream.)

    • Blue Footed Booby March 4, 2025 / 3:03 pm

      I just got off a call with a user who took up a day of developer troubleshooting time by editing the config file while the app was open, and not mentioning that in the bug report. While I’m super relieved there isn’t some insane heisenbug that only affects this customer, I kind of want to go out into the parking lot and scream a bit.

      Imagine this, but in a polo shirt:

      • allein 🐾 March 4, 2025 / 3:16 pm

        It finally opened, and now I’m trying to clear the formatting (which should roughly halve the size of the file). Just trying to highlight the rows made it stop responding again. And while it’s thinking, I can’t do anything else in any Office application.

        • Blue Footed Booby March 4, 2025 / 3:39 pm

          If all else fails, xlsx files are actually zip files full of xml. You can open them in 7zip, winzip, etc and manually rip out the formatting. It’s…kind of a pain.

          • Ricky & Bibi's Mom March 4, 2025 / 4:23 pm

            Can you teach my mother to NOT open backup bookkeeping files and start working in them?

            • Blue Footed Booby March 4, 2025 / 5:19 pm

              lol no promises.

              I <3 possums

              • Ricky & Bibi's Mom March 4, 2025 / 6:45 pm

                I go Pogo!

                I’ve never encountered a possum IRL. They seem cute, mostly, but when they make screamy faces I find it disconcerting.

                • 6rabbit March 4, 2025 / 8:03 pm

                  A friend and I once rescued a baby possum—they are totally adorbs! As adults, not as cute for some reason.
                  I got to hold the baby while my friend ran to get her car—we were on a morning walk—and it was just so cute! The rescue couldn’t let her go free, so when grown, she became a mascot that they took on visits to schools.

                  • Ricky & Bibi's Mom March 4, 2025 / 8:48 pm

                    Awww.

          • allein 🐾 March 4, 2025 / 4:29 pm

            I ended up running a week at a time, removing the formatting and copying them into one file. Don’t tell the auditors.

            • Ricky & Bibi's Mom March 4, 2025 / 6:47 pm

              Eat the notes! Eat the notes!

      • DEBG March 4, 2025 / 6:03 pm

        Now I really want to see that possum in a polo shirt.

        • Ricky & Bibi's Mom March 4, 2025 / 6:48 pm

          Is this close enough?

  2. AJ March 4, 2025 / 4:09 pm

    Sometimes a tab (gentle or otherwise) can get the system working again. And then you’ll be glared at for interupping their thought process. My niece’s one cat has taken to staring and occasionally meowing at the dryer. We say she’s communicating with the mothership, and when she tries to climb into the open dryer, that that’s a portal to the ship. 🤣🤣🤣

  3. DEBG March 4, 2025 / 6:02 pm

    It’s the stopping in the middle of a very special bath that has me giggling. Oh, and the blep. Also the beautiful blue eyes. And the big belleh.

    • 6rabbit March 4, 2025 / 6:08 pm

      And the right leg that is still straight up by her head!😆

  4. Kar March 4, 2025 / 6:04 pm

    I think someone is an honorary Orange cat.

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