Caturday posts and open thread
Technically, Monorail Cat is operating, but still a little down. Ever since they built the new crosstown expressway, nobody wants to take Monorail Cat anymore. So if you’ve got someplace to go and don’t feel like driving, Monorail Cat would welcome the attention.
“All right, we’re in. You two take your positions. Blackie, cover the front door and cross his path as he heads outside. Midnight, patrol the south windows in case he tries to sneak out. I’ll stay in the kitchen and guard the back door. And remember, The Bad Luck Squad leaves no path uncrossed.”
I’ll be hiding under the bed, Andrew Y.
In professional magic, no illusion is more compelling than the ever-popular “pulling a kitten out of thin air” trick. It is also one of the most challenging, due to the difficulty of hiding the kitten in the palm of the hand.
Abracadabra, Andrew Y.
I just want you to understand this is nothing personal. I’m a fearsome ravenous predator and eating helpless things is what I do to survive. I will get no pleasure from sinking my fangs into your moist, succulent hearty beef stew ‘n gravy flesh.
