Cute Stuff
All the cute animals you crave: puppies, kittens, hamsters, hedgehogs, squid, ducklings, bunnies, raccoons, womba–All right, who added “squid”?
Double Trouble
Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”

If You Knew Sushi
Cutetropolis is brought to you today by She Sells Sushi, by the seashore at the marina. Stop by for this week’s special: Tuna Toebean Roll.

Sake is on me, Andrew Y. (No seriously, I just spilled a whole bottle. Get some napkins.)
Links: Koo-koo for Kookaburra
Kookaburra loves to sing-a, parrot loves his teddy bear, grumpy-faced cat gets a home, and meet an invisible dog.
Baby Kookaburra Sings For His Favourite Girl Every Day
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via Karen P.
Baby Parrot Recovers With the Love of Her Human and Teddy Bear
Laughing Squid, via NTMTOM
Someone Looked Past Cat’s ‘Grumpy Old Man’ Face and Took a Chance
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
And finally: Stealth Mode Activated
Murray C. shares an invisible dog.
Probably learned it from this guy: