Of the many exotic pet breeds from across the galaxy, the One-eyed Zontarian Floofbeast is the most popular. Docile and good with children, it can be a steadfast and affectionate companion. However, care must be taken when playing near furniture as it lacks depth perception.
Found by Andrew Y. on Reddit. Scroll the images below for more.
I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
I had nowhere to go BUT up!
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
They’re all winners already!
People, via NTMTOM
To you, it’s a simple grooming salon. But to this histrionic husky, it’s a torture chamber straight out of a Hammer horror movie. And to his hapless groomer, it’s a shower of slinging suds, a furious furnado, and an arduous aria of awfully acute agony.
Before you go in there, I just want you to know how much I respect you. Facing the Water Monster alone takes a lot of courage. Also, could you open a bag of kibble first?
