So Close I Can Taste It
The air around it definitely tastes like something! I’m not sure what it is, but I want in on it!
Work Stoppage
Dear Resident: We attempted to enter your home today to service your air conditioner. However our technician was greeted by a large dog who brought toy after toy and pestered him until he agreed to play tug-of-war with Mr. Squeaky Octopus. After that the dog offered our technician a bag of potato chips from the pantry and several beers to wash them down. As a result he was unable to complete the work, but will return tomorrow. Please have more beer.
Links: Flocking Amazing
Man saves owlets, happy house raccoon, funny cat memes, and doggy door for Yogi.
And finally: Doggy Door, Meet Yogi Door
A smarter-than-the-average homeowner helps a smarter-than-the-average bear, in this story found by Allein.