Links: Checkup Check-out

Orange and white cat sits on the floor

And finally: I Won’t Be Brushed Off

“Nothing’s over until I i say it’s over over until i say it’s over,” says this crow found by Dana D.

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Fake it ’til You Make It

When you’re a peacock looking for love, honesty isn’t always the best policy. Just ask this lonely loser who can’t get a date — until he pretends he’s already got one.

Close-up photo of the face of a peacock.

“Pretty sure that i’ve seen this in the nightclubs more than once,” says sender-inner A9.

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Links: Freeze Frame

Close up of cat's face in the middle of licking its muzzle

And finally: Mine! Mine! Er, Meow!

Elizabeth G. and Dana D. shared this story about a gull with gall.

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