None shall harm one hair on my maiden fair! I’ll slay dragons and bring ’em back in wagons! I’ll pick fights with knights and whap ’em left and right! I’ll perforate the armor of any knave who’d harm ‘er!
I Shall Protect M’lady!
Flush With Embarrassment
“Dude, I didn’t mean for things to get so out of hand. I knocked in some cotton balls, and they looked so cool swirling around that I knocked in more stuff, and that’s when they called you.”
Links: Saved by Cave Men
Spelunkers rescue dog, cat earns doctorate, caring for a hallucinating cat, and a very angry head.
When dogs go ka-plunkers, you need some spelunkers.
Pup survives days trapped in cave before being saved by spelunkers
WDBJ7, via NTMTOM
Still better than hallucinating a cat.
I adopted a hallucinating cat. Here’s what that’s like.
GeoBeats / YouTube, via NTMTOM
Summa cum meowed.
Once Feral Cat Earned an Honorary Doctorate in Five Years
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
And finally: Bed Head
You’ve heard of the headless horseman?Murray C. found the horseman-less head — and wow, is it ever angry.
Baby Goat Sproingathon!
The baby goats are back, and in this video they’re showing off their best moves: Leaps, high kicks, twirls, zoomies, headbutts, and the occasional crash landing.