This may be the single cutest video the Girl with the Dogs has ever made: Two floppy, wrinkly, whiny basset hound sisters step into the Bathtub of Doom before facing the Puppy-melting Heat Ray.
Hello, What Do You Want?
If you’re selling something, we’ve already got plenty of it. Unless it’s free food. In that case, just leave it at the door and then go away. Good day!

IMG_0856, by Gamaliel E. M., licensed under CC BY 2.0
Links: Tongue-out Tuesday
Blepping cats, rescued dog’s first Christmas indoors, woman raises orphaned squirrels, and a dramatic snake.
And finally: Argh! Ya Got Me!
The hognose snake is Nature’s drama queen, faking a death to avoid being eaten. Thérèse B. shares a dramatic example.
Hognose snakes are the drama queens of the serpent world.
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) December 4, 2024
Thanatosis is how the small snakes hope to avoid predation, theatrically fakings death. pic.twitter.com/xZsJWdIQLT
The Kitten Council Has Spoken
Human, after careful consideration, we find you have committed these minor infractions: One, failure to provide at least three jingle mousies for every kitten; Two, insufficient hours spent dragging the chasing string, and; Three, stale kibble. As this is your first time before the council, assuming these matters are rectified promptly, the council will refrain from eating you in your sleep.

Kittens, by www.metaphoricalplatypus.com, licensed under CC BY 2.0