Ear-satz Rabbit

It started as a joke, just me and the guys clowning around. But then this nice lady picked me up and took me home and cuddles me every night saying “Who’s my precious long-eared bun bun?” and I haven’t got the heart to tell her I’m really a guinea pig wearing prop ears.

White dwarf rabbit sits on a chair. The rabbits markings on the top of its head and ears creates the impression the ears are not real.
I feel like my whole life is a lie. (Ecchs)

You can hardly tell, Andrew Y.

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