Put’er there, pal. The name’s Thumpley, Vern Thumpley, assistant sales manager for Crun-Chee-Cut Carrot Company, damn glad to meet ya.

He’s got my business, Andrew Y.

Oh, you’re not boring me. Really. I’m hanging on your every word. Do go on, this is most interesting.

In today’s episode, Bunnio and his brother Lopuigi emerge from yet another pipe in their never-ending quest to rescue the princess, who is in another castle as usual.

It started as a joke, just me and the guys clowning around. But then this nice lady picked me up and took me home and cuddles me every night saying “Who’s my precious long-eared bun bun?” and I haven’t got the heart to tell her I’m really a guinea pig wearing prop ears.

You can hardly tell, Andrew Y.