Breaking News: Humans have made first contact with alien beings from beyond our solar system! The creatures are believed to be from the planet Cassowaria, five thousand light-years from Earth. Speaking to reporters, a spokescreature said that they had been observing our planet for many centuries but were ending their research and returning home because “we’re just very, very disappointed in you.”
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