Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.

Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

The neighborhood camera cats are walking their route when they encounter a mail carrier walking his. One of them tags along and gets a special delivery of scritchies.