Cone Heads
For Your Cone-sideration
Gentlemen, after years of research, our weapons lab has perfected a device that will decisively turn the tide in our war against the cats. Capable of channeling raw, unfocused anger into a force so lethal, no cat will dare oppose us. I give you… The Cone of Rage!
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A best friend is somebody who sticks with you, good times and bad. When my best friends are down, I make sure they’re not alone. And if they provide the best shade in the house, so much the better.