Gentlemen, after years of research, our weapons lab has perfected a device that will decisively turn the tide in our war against the cats. Capable of channeling raw, unfocused anger into a force so lethal, no cat will dare oppose us. I give you… The Cone of Rage!
A best friend is somebody who sticks with you, good times and bad. When my best friends are down, I make sure they’re not alone. And if they provide the best shade in the house, so much the better.
The bark of a dog can be extremely loud — but sometimes not loud enough. When they need to bark across long distances, smart dogs turn to the Cone of Loudness, a parabolic acoustical amplifier that can amplify a dog’s bark up to a five-block radius.
On that all-important first date, it’s important to make a good impression. An unexpected gift can set you apart as a gentleman of distinction, but don’t overdo; even a single flower can say so much.
That flower has power, Andrew Y.
