As the most delicious of all the dog breeds, corgis are frequently hunted by werewolves, dragons, xenomorphs, three-headed razor-fanged hellbeasts, cats, and other predators. Lacking any natural defenses, the wily corgi must rely on his skills in camouflage.

I’m done for! I can’t walk another step! You go on without me, I’d only hold you back! I’ll just throw my wretched, broken body into the river, to sleep in a watery grave! Farewell!

So dramatic, Andrew Y.