Links: Flower Power

Flower crowns, pick-me-UPS, two-legged goat, and one determined squirrel.

And finally: Git Along, Little Doggie

Let’s see her try this when she’s bigger, Dana D.

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Live From the Green Carpet!

Ladies and gentlemen, we’re coming to you from the world premiere of 20th Century Frog’s latest thriller The Humdrum Conundrum, and I’m talking with handsome leading man Smudge Pudgeman. If I can pull you away from your adoring fans for a moment, Smudge, what’s the secret to your enduring popularity?

[frantic mooing in background]
Well, Leeza, I’m not really sure. I think the fans just relate to me for some reason.

Excuse me, my handlers are telling me it’s time to go.

He’s so humble, John B. (See more of Tofu the Bully on Instagram.)

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Links: How Compassion-nut

And finally: I Have Accepted My Fate

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