Links: Soccer Moom

And finally: Sing For Your Supper

Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gaaaaaaal
Fill up my bowl with chow
I’m really hungry now!If you refuse me, honey you’ll lose me
Then you’ll be left alone, so baby
Gimmie food, or at least throw me a bone!

You heard singing too, right Sharon H.?

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Links: A Stitch in Dinnertime

And finally: Like a Duck to Watermelon

I think they enjoy it, Andrew Y.

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For connoseurs of fine food, no pairing is more classic than that of wine and cheese. And just as different grapes produce different varieties of wine — such as the full-bodied Chardonnay, the delicate Reisling, or the budget-priced Box —  specialized varieties of cow produce the milk that becomes our favorite cheese. For example, Mozzarella, favored by pizza lovers for its stretchy consistency, comes from the Mozzarella cow that grazes in the pastures of Italy.

That was an appropriately long way to go for that joke. (Reddit)

I’ll have a slice with everything, Sharon H.

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